*phone rings

Person 1: yeah

Person 2: oh, fanks for answering geezer, you know what I mean?

Person 3: gimme that. Where you been fool? makin us rinse out our credit leaving you messages and dat

Person 2: Mr. Dawes is well on the war path wif you bruv yeah!

Person 1: Cause of dah bag and dat

Person 2: What bag, cause you missed a lesson, you cheap

Person 3: Give me dat, the bag weren’t the problem, Tegsy never mentioned it. He bottled it. Aye you coming over to mine later to play computa

Person 1: Nah man im at home now, I got business I gotta run.

Person 3: What business?

Person 1: Business dat minds its own. Im out